oracleinpink (oracleinpink) wrote in paragraffiti, @ 2008-04-07 21:29:00 |
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Entry tags: | diana prince, maxine gibson |
Woah. This thing is a Mac, and it's running on 2.6GHz. I feel like the world is running in slow motion. I mean, even the words appearing on the screen as I type them… they're coming up so slowly. I have no idea what's going on and I tried to find out, but I couldn't make the web browser move any faster. So I checked, and that's running at 54 Mbps. I'm pretty sure there're laws against the 'net running that slowly.
I've decided that I really don't like 2004 very much and I've been here less than twenty-four hours. I mean, come on now, there're wheels on the cars. Who does that anymore? I need to get back to Gotham City and I need to get back there yesterday.
I'm sorry, who uses Macs anymore? They were such a fad. And a bad one. This keyboard—
Right, I'm done. Does someone have a Boom Tube I can borrow? You can have it back in 19 years when I'm born. You're gonna have to come to New Jersey to get it though.
Help? I'm confused and my roots are growing out. Very un-shway.