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Stiles Stilinski ([info]devoided) wrote in [info]paradisocomm,
@ 2016-03-30 00:20:00

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Entry tags:~stiles stilinski (devoided), ~~scott mccall (blandly_moral)

Scott
DUDE


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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 04:22 am UTC (link)
What?

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 04:24 am UTC (link)
Lydia wants to have a baby with me.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 04:25 am UTC (link)
Is this the part where I get to say I told you so?

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 04:26 am UTC (link)
No, this is the part where you talk me off the ledge because I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH LYDIA MARTIN and I've only done it once and what if I suck and she hates me?

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 04:29 am UTC (link)
Dude? Chill.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 04:34 am UTC (link)
I think I might be having an asthma attack. Oh my god. I can't breathe, Scott.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 04:36 am UTC (link)
Slow deep breath in through the nose. Out through the mouth. Repeat.

Then imagine the oh faces Lydia is going to make because of you.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 04:38 am UTC (link)
That's not helping, dude.

How do I make sure to get her to make those faces? HELP ME SCOTT, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.

... shit, you still haven't seen Star Wars, have you?

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 04:45 am UTC (link)
No, but I get the reference.

You'll be fine. Just pay attention to her reactions.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 04:47 am UTC (link)
That's your advice? What do I do? I mean... come on. You've had way more sex than I have.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 04:50 am UTC (link)
With Allison! Not Lydia. You're probably better off asking Lydia what she wants you to do. Worked for me. With Allison, I mean. Not Lydia.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 04:51 am UTC (link)
Seriously? Just... ask her? Don't you think she expects me to... know?

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 04:53 am UTC (link)
How could you possibly know what she wants from sex when you've never had sex with her before? Asking her could impress her.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 04:59 am UTC (link)
Okay, that's a good point, I guess.

And that worked for you with Allison?

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 05:01 am UTC (link)
It did. And trust me. They weren't lying when they said girls can have multiple orgasms.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 05:08 am UTC (link)
Okay. I can totally do that. I'll just... ask Lydia what she wants.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 05:10 am UTC (link)
And remember to breathe.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 05:14 am UTC (link)
Right. That's important. I don't want to pass out in the middle of it.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 05:21 am UTC (link)
And name your first born after me.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 05:24 am UTC (link)
I'll try to get Lydia on board with that.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 05:26 am UTC (link)
Ha ha! I was kidding! Go. Procreate with Lydia. Have fun. Worry about names for babies later.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 05:27 am UTC (link)
Dude, you're my best friend. My kid could do a lot worse name wise.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 05:28 am UTC (link)
What if you have a girl?

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 05:30 am UTC (link)
Name it after my mom, I guess. Or Allison.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 05:31 am UTC (link)
............

Dude that's awesome.

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[info]devoided
2016-03-30 05:33 am UTC (link)
Well, there's plenty of time to figure that out.

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[info]blandly_moral
2016-03-30 05:35 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Just have fun right now.

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