Finnick Odair | The Hunger Games (dist4_finnick) wrote in paradisocomm, @ 2016-05-09 09:32:00 |
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Entry tags: | ~barry allen (theflash), ~finnick odair (dist4_finnick) |
Filtered to men except Tony
Seems like we have a few new guys here, so it's probably time for a discussion about the birds and the bees. You might think you know the facts of life, but they are different here in some pretty awesome ways.
Oh, and don't tell Tony yet, because Bruce knows him from home and wants to play a little joke on him.
So, here's what you need to know:
1. You can't get a girl pregnant unless you want to. Arva controls conception magically, and both partners have to agree.
2. Pregnancies only last three months instead of nine. Again, this is Arva's magic.
3. You can give the baby to Arva to be raised by her, if you both want to. So childbearing doesn't have to be an eighteen year commitment, if you don't want it to be.
4. There's no V.D to worry about, because Arva made sure of that too.
So, now you can go and enjoy Sex Island worry free.