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Tweak says, "I wash my hands of this"

Malia Tate | Teen Wolf (wantsherfurcoat) wrote in paradisocomm,
@ 2016-03-28 22:35:00

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~malia tate (wantsherfurcoat), ~mandy slade (divine_miss), ~santana lopez (auntie_snixx), ~stiles stilinski (devoided), ~~scott mccall (blandly_moral)

Hi, I'm Malia.

I'm really not worried much about survival but I'm here to have lots of sex.

I've never had sex before so I've got some learning to do and I'm expecting some of you to help me.

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	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Actually that would be kind of hilarious. Now I want to see that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:02 am UTC (link)
	I feel pretty confident saying that no version of paradise I ever imagine included Derek Hale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Worse. Peter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:05 am UTC (link)
	DUDE. If Peter shows up here, I am so blaming you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Think he'd get a V neck tan? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Ew. Can you imagine anyone wanting to have sex with him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Get someone drunk enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Scott. There aren't even houses here. You really think there's booze? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
	There's probably fruit. Fruit ferments. Lydia's like a chemistry genius. She could probably make some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I doubt that's high on the priority list. But if anyone can figure it out, it's Lydia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Well no. Not yet anyway. You should suggest it to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Why me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Because, like, if I have a limited about of ability to convince Lydia to do anything here? I'm not wasting it on alcohol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	Okay good point. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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