Welcome to Pantheon University
I'm your Admissions Counselor, Mr. Stevens. By this point you should have gotten your housing assignment and your tour around the campus. I'm here just to let you know about a few specific things about Pantheon's campus in particular. The main street in town has all of the restaurants, movie theaters, the laundromat, and the post office. Nashville is only an hour's drive away and we'd strongly discourage you from exploring into the some of the backhills here in Bucksnort. Strange things can happen sometimes and we're very committed to the safety and security of all our students.
So have fun, enjoy the campus and your classes, and if you have any trouble please don't hesitate to contact a member of the staff or faculty.
We're here to help make your college stay a gods-inspired time!