Justin, Ernie and Hannah (Puff Trio Time!!!)
"No," Justin protested and lifted his head from its perch. "No, mate. You don't get it."
He stopped the dancing and lifted his hands to hold Ernie's face between them. "I really love you. You're the most important person in my world."
He leaned forward to press his lips against Ernie's ear, intent on whispering something else, but just as his breath began brushing against Ernie's ear, Justin began snickering and giggling. He let go of Ernie's face and wrapped his arms around his best mate's neck.
"You know if you weren't straight, I'd shag you right proper," he managed to say amidst the laughter.