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Agatha Bole (aurorskickarse) wrote in pandorarpg,
@ 2011-12-21 22:17:00

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!status: complete, ^date: november 08 2003, character: adrian pucey, character: agatha bole

Who: Agatha Bole & Adrian Pucey
What: Setting up for a 'token of appreciation' for Ron
Where: Ministry of Magic, DMLE Aurors' Division
When: November 8, 3 PM
Rating: Language and sexy talks

Aggie whistled as she got off the lift on her floor and walked down the corridor, a carpet-bag slung over her shoulder. She nodded to the few people she passed, as this was one of the few departments where people worked on a weekend, and made her way toward the cubicle farm that was the Aurors' Division.

Her stride was confident and purposeful as she bypassed her own desk and made her way toward the one belonging to Ron Weasley. She dropped the bag on the seat and opened it, pausing in her whistling to grin as she looked at the contents.

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everupward
2011-12-23 04:07 am UTC (link)

Adrian needed to stretch his legs. He'd been pouring over notes since he'd come in after his unexpected run-in with Percy. Just as he got up to go have a smoke, he heard someone come in. Agatha Bole strode past her desk though and went for Ron Weasley's. Curious, Adrian followed, fingering the cigarette case in his pocket.

"Agatha whatever are you doing over at Weasley's desk?" His tone was mildly amused, as though he already knew she had to have been up to something.

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aurorskickarse
2011-12-23 04:16 am UTC (link)

She smiled at Adrian, trying for a look of innocence and failing terribly. She reached into the bag and pulled out a large book.

"Oh, nothing really. He and I just had a little conversation in the gym yesterday, and I found out there was a topic on which he needed a little education. And you know me, I'm all for expanding the mind."

She lifted the book so that he could clearly see, written in huge letters, Wizard Sex for Beginners.

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everupward
2011-12-23 04:26 am UTC (link)

Adrian merely raised an eyebrow at that look. He'd seen it before. He knew not to believe it. He took one look at the book in her hand and actually laughed right out loud. "Agatha, that's terrible. How did you even get onto that topic with him anyway?"

He leaned on the edge of the next closest desk, crossing his legs at the ankle. He could have a smoke later. All he really wanted was to be away from his own desk for a while, and this was better than smoking alone.

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aurorskickarse
2011-12-23 04:36 am UTC (link)

"As I said, we were chatting in the gym. Working out is a lot like sex, you know. Though when I mentioned it, he went red as a beet, poor boy."

She settled the book dead center on the desk, lining it up so perfectly with the blotter that it looked as if the book had always been there. She reached into the bag and pulled out another object.

"I figured he hadn't gotten too far with that little bookworm of his, so voila! My plan to educate."

She turned the object in her hands around to show it to Adrian. It was a frame with a black and white photo of a woman dressed in strict robes, glasses and a bun. As one looked at the photo, she began moving, licking her lips, pulling apart her robes to show a pair of large breasts encased in lace.

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everupward
2011-12-24 02:21 pm UTC (link)

Adrian actually smiled at that, at the idea of Ron Weasley blushing at that hardly embarrassing comment. But then Agatha showed him the second 'gift' and Adrian couldn't help laughing. "You're an absolutely awful woman, Agatha Bole. I sincerely hope I'm here to see the results."

He looked back at her, away from the picture as the hair came down and the robes started coming off entirely. "He's not in today, is he?"

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aurorskickarse
2011-12-24 05:20 pm UTC (link)

She shook her head. "Not that I know of. One of the reasons I figured I'd set this up, actually."

She pulled out what looked to be a lump of clay and opened the desk drawer to place it inside. Closing the drawer, she cast a spell upon it. "I wouldn't open this if I were you, not unless you want to ruin the surprise. It's a little something I picked up at Wheezes, in their Adult Line. The moment the drawer opens, it will grow into a life size woman complete with available orifices."

She playfully wagged her finger at Adrian. "And there will be no testing out the merchandise, mister."

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everupward
2011-12-28 11:43 pm UTC (link)

Adrian nodded. "Then the poor sod'll come in Monday and find this waiting for him." Adrian's lips twitched as though he were fighting laughter. He lost it at the description of what else was there.

"You're serious? I'd have loved to see the look on the George Weasley's face when you bought that. Does he know it's for his brother?" At Aggie's warning though he held up both hands. "I won't be. I prefer my women alive and flesh, thanks."

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aurorskickarse
2011-12-29 12:02 am UTC (link)

"I think it was one of his employees who helped me," she replied with a grin. "Though even if it were him, I wouldn't have told him what I was planning. Last thing I needed was a nobody pranks my brother but me lecture, or some such thing."

She rolled her eyes. "People just don't realize that once you're an Auror, you've a whole new family, all of whom are out to never let you forget anything embarassing they find out about you. Just like Preston - he's the one who retired last year. I was in my second year of training in the field with MacLachlan when we messed up this inn - just a wee bit - searching for Greyback, and the Prophet puts out an article denouncing him for being 'overly violent' and accusing me of just playing Auror until I found myself a husband." She blew a raspberry. "Preston never let me forget it. Even retired, he still sends me an occasional owl, asking how the department's doing, and if I've found my husband yet."

As she told the tale, she had taken out her wand to cut a slice down the center of the seat to Ron's chair, then took an item out of the bag to insert in the newly created hole. She then sealed the material over it, and looked on with pride as it looked as if nothing had changed.

"There, the piece de resistance. Would you like to try it out, Pucey?"

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everupward
2011-12-29 04:19 am UTC (link)

Adrian shrugged one shoulder. "Somehow I feel as though George might've actually wanted to help. If anything, he's been pranking his brother for years. He's certainly got an edge, yeah?"

As Aggie went on about Preston, Adrian nodded. "I remember him. His sense of humor was...unique, to put it mildly." He snorted at the memory of the Prophet article. Anything for sensational news, it seemed. "Perhaps Preston wishes you'd have picked him. Then he could've been retired with a young and fiesty wife."

Adrian eyed Ron's chair suspiciously. "Thank you no, I'll leave that to Weasley. Remind me to stay on your good side, Bole."

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aurorskickarse
2011-12-29 06:51 pm UTC (link)

"Preston can dream on. I wouldn't even shag him, let alone marry him. He was a good Auror, don't get me wrong, but I've a few standards left."

She giggled at his suspicious look. "Oh, you're such a chicken, Pucey. Here, let me show you what you're missing."

She turned and sat down onto the chair. The moment her backside rested against the seat, a very light vibration began in just the right spot. With every moment she sat there, the vibration grew stronger, more intense, and felt that much more wonderful. She let out a breath as the vibration did its work, but moments later, forced herself to stand up and off the wonderful seat.

"Oh, I think he's going to thank me for this one," she said with a wide smile as she pushed the seat back under the desk. "In fact, maybe I'll borrow it the next time a date doesn't pan out. Everyone deserves a little satisfaction, don't you think?" She added with a wink.

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everupward
2011-12-31 05:13 am UTC (link)

"Poor Preston," Adrian lamented, his tone amused. "It isn't being a chicken, Agatha. I simply don't trust you." He hesitated and then amended, "Well not in matters of humor. In the field, I'd trust you with my life." It was true. Adrian had a great deal of respect for her. She was a great Auror.

And then she had that sense of humor that he couldn't match but still was entertained by. He watched her test out the chair and he shook his head laughing again. "I think I almost feel bad for Weasley now."

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aurorskickarse
2011-12-31 06:23 am UTC (link)

"Don't feel bad for him. He's quite lucky to have someone like me around. Well, his bookworm should consider herself lucky, that is. Hopefully he'll consider it all quite... educational."

With a grin, she picked up her bad and headed for her desk.

"I don't think I can trust myself to be here when he finds it all. I'll laugh and give myself away." She stowed the bag and sat down with a thump, reluctantly picking up a folder from the many before her.

"Remind me why I work on weekends again?"

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everupward
2012-01-02 09:02 pm UTC (link)

"I certainly don't need to be thinking about the personal lives of Ron Weasley and Ms. Granger, but thank you again for the mental image. He pushed off the desk he was leaning on and went back to his own.

He shrugged. "I'll report every look of horror right back to you then," he replied. "I can't miss this." He settled back down in his chair. "And you work weekends because it's the only time you can get any bloody work done her." He glanced over at her. "Well, most of the time anyway," he added with a smile.

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aurorskickarse
2012-01-02 09:13 pm UTC (link)

"Careful Pucey," she teased, lifting her fist in a mock threatening gesture. "I could give you another kind of mental image, if you like."

She grinned over at him. "You'd better - a woman likes to know her hard work hasn't come to naught, you know." She met his look and opened her folder, sighing as she looked at the form within.

"One of these days, I'll change the law to outlaw paperwork."

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everupward
2012-01-08 09:40 pm UTC (link)

"Somehow with you I'm not sure I'd prefer a different mental image," Adrian responded, digging back into his own paperwork. Though his was less about filing and more about finding something he might have overlooked.

"Good luck with that law," he replied. "You'd be better off finding a partner who didn't mind doing all the paperwork." That was almost as unlikely though. With a sigh, Adrian settled back down to work. It was going to be a long Saturday.

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