"I like me better off duty as well, I think I'm far more attractive, because I'm far less annoying, and I'm able to take that stick out of my ass, you're hungry..." Gesturing towards the second plate, "As hot of a girl as you are, I find it hard to believe you eat as much as you do. Such a voracious appetite. I'm impressed."
He grinned, and finished off his food, ordered something to go, and then looked at her as he handed his card to the lady, "Right, you don't steal from people. Alright, well why don't you finish up there and we head back to my place then?"