debugging (debugging) wrote in ordernet, @ 2015-07-16 23:01:00 |
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[ PRIVATE MESSAGE: BISHOP TWINS ]
Good morning, Agents 318 and 319! (Wow, it's like you're twins.)[ PRIVATE MESSAGE: THE ORDER, NY BRANCH ]
I have just completed my most recent mission, which consisted of delivering a message in Taiwan to a man with a Chinese alligator, who then tried to give me said Chinese alligator. Boring missions are boring, but they are less boring when people try to give you miniature maneaters.
A new mission round should be out this evening when it's convenient for Trondheim, but I was thinking in the interim you two might like to do something fun. (Yes, Violet. Even you.)
Lunch? Or maybe a film. Either way, I know a great place in Astoria. Just down the street from my residence.
Right. I can't take it anymore. Whoever is clicking that pen on floor 19 in the New York branch HQ, I will find you and I am going to put that pen where the sun doesn't shine. I dare you to keep it up.