Dear amazing people that I write with:
I am really, really sorry for my recent silence. I've caught some flavor of the bug going around the office and have been fighting very hard to recover from it. While I'm almost symptom free at this point, I'm utterly exhausted and my brain is not working with me. No, seriously. Half an hour of Raving Rabbits and I feel like I've run a marathon. Stringing together coherent paragraphs is nearly impossible, and I really should have saved a non-spellchecked version of this so you could see just how poorly my neurons are firing.
Just letting you know that I haven't poofed and that I'm very sorry. I've had a Kurt opener sitting half finished since Sat. Hoping that tomorrow will see me much better and back in business, but just in case I'm not, you know why. So, sorry again, stay awesome?