Drax has mastered the art of invisibility. (eatingazargnut) wrote in onewaytickets, @ 2019-01-27 15:47:00 |
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Entry tags: | evaan verlaine, groot, janet van dyne, peter quill, sharon carter, thor odinson |
Hahaha! I find this present location highly amusing! There are persons here who construct effigies out of frozen water! How hideous and primitive!
My name is Drax the Destroyer, and I am on a quest to kill Thanos. I do not believe he is here for there does not seem to be anyone that has, or has been disintegrating in this place.
However as Thanos does not seem to be here, I shall be in need of amassing a crew in order to hunt down the scoundrel and vanquish him accordingly. Henceforth in the meantime I shall require the location of a place in which to place alcohol into my body where I shall evacuate it at a later proceeding.
I seem to have already gathered somebody along in my quest, a hideous small furry monster that the Earthers I believe refer to as a 'Furbie'. I do not see any difference between it and that disgusting garbage monster that I knew as Rocket.
Needless to say this 'Furbie' is much less pathetic than Quill. Imagine, starting a dance-off to attempt to save the universe! Hahahaha!