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"Well I don't grant your premise, dear sir," Sheldon responded a bit nasally, which often happened when he was disagreeing with people. "There are plenty of jokes that are better because of their scientific references, which most people wouldn't understand. For example, do you know what the best Something-Walks-Into-a-Bar joke is?" He paused for only a second before continuing. "I'll tell you. A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, the priest says 'We don’t allow Higgs-Bosons in here.' The Higgs-Boson says 'But without me how can you have mass?'" Sheldon cracked up laughing. "Gets me every time."
Sheldon refrained from commenting on the citations. The best he could come up with was there being regulations about them, and that wasn't very funny. "Oh, I shall have to miss some of those parties. I wouldn't want my nerve cells to become desensitized to endorphins through overexposure to them. Then I would have less fun. So in the long run, one has the most fun by having individual instances of fun in small doses and separated by the appropriate amount of time needed to prevent desensitization." He could find the models to back that up, too.
"Ah, interesting. So I just need to employ Evasive Maneuver Pattern Rho, which is named after Penny. It's essentially as you described. Although I usually don't employ it until well after she's started looking for something to beat me senseless with." He rubbed the back of his head as if he had gotten hit there recently, although he hadn't. "Yes, her reliability probably stems from her cheerleader training." It also explained her incorrect usage of words and abnormal definitions for things likes flirting. Cheerleaders weren't very smart.