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sheldon_cooper (sheldon_cooper) wrote in omega_reality,
@ 2011-05-29 17:40:00

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RP: Sheldon Conducts An Experiment
Who: Everyone
Where: computers, PDAs, iPads
When: May 29, 2011
Summary: A scientific examination of the definition of flirting.

He had spent the better part of his life trying to learn social customs, among which what was considered flirting and what wasn't, mainly so that he didn't accidentally engage in such frivolity. He wasn't about to have that work undermined by a cheerleader. So he was going to prove her wrong by conducting some scientific research. He used a free web application. While it was on the regular Internet, it was no less problematic security-wise for anyone to visit than a major news website. And if they weren't using proxy servers so their Internet activity was damn near untraceable, then oh boy did he have some choice words for their IT security folk.

To: undisclosed.recipients@icis.org
From: Sheldon Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D., Agent
Subject: Please take my survey

Dear distinguished colleagues,

I am conducting some vital research. It would be most helpful if you would click on this link and take the survey. It should take you less than a minute to complete as there is only one question. However, take all the time you need.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/8L7CC8G

Sincerely,
Sheldon Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D., Agent

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	penny_hall 2011-06-02 02:13 am UTC (link)
	To: Sheldon Cooper <s.cooper@icis.org> From: Penny Hall <p.hall@icis.org> Sheldon, Is Corona another of those games I'm going to beat you at? If so, I'm totally in. Penny PS: If you really don't want my "spam" messages, block me! :-D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sheldon_cooper
2011-06-02 11:01 pm UTC (link)

Sheldon hit the delete key after reading Penny's email. Emoticons annoyed him. But what was more annoying is when he returned to the email program a few minutes later. He had tried reading a journal article, but he couldn't get past the first sentence. Something was nagging him. He moved Penny's email out of the trash--the solitary item in it--and organized it properly. He was constitutionally incapable of deleting email.

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