If Sam were not the suspicious kind, he would have bought the act, but he was suspicious and he didn't believe anyone. "Very nice to meet you, Br. Barton. Of course you don't mind if we check. Deeks, find me an ID." The sooner they got the man's identity, the faster this would go.
"We would have called except your phone isn't working. Your computer isn't working either. In fact nothing works and nothing is where it's supposed to be, and yet you handled it wonderfully," Sam said as he drove North and into Maryland. "I should tell you that we've had you on camera for the past few hours, since everything stopped making sense."
Savannah sighed. "Gosh, you really take a long time to talk to people, and then you wonder why people don't like it." She turned her head around. "I'm Savannah, and what he should really tell you is that all the lies aren't going to make a different, because none of it matters. Usually, we'd show all the things that are different before telling you a very incredible story that you won't believe, but we can't. We might as well try something else. Can you give you cover my hand with yours?" she said reaching back.