Old City Academy RPG

Happy March, everyone.

Remember that midterms are coming up soon. Don't let the hint of Spring Weather keep you from studying.

[Filtered to Faculty and Staff, against Derek]

Alright, listen up.

I know a bunch of you are breaking things in your rooms to get Derek to come in and fix them. So you can look at his nice ass in his tight jeans.

Stop it.

That nice ass? All mine.

Who: Everyone!
What: Valentine's Day Dance
Where: Old City Academy gym
When: Friday Night
Warnings: TBD
Status: Open/Party Post/Ongoing

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Attention all students, faculty, and staff.

Please do not download suspicious attachments. I've spent all morning cleaning viruses out of our network.

Okay, whoever was throwing water-balloons at the girls walking past Penn Dorm last night, I will find you.

And when I do, you'll wish you'd never been born.

Music students!

Tomorrow, Friday night, there will be an extra credit opportunity.

As you know, I perform with the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra. Tomorrow night, our director has agreed to meet with you for an hour beforehand and explain to you exactly how the orchestra works. If you come to the meeting and stay for the performance, I will drop your lowest test grade.

Faculty and Staff, you're all very welcome too!

Mr. McGee, I'm wondering if I can swap rooms with Emma. I've asked her and she's fine with it. Right, Emma?