Ohana In Character

I guess there could be worse things, but I really hate being stuck at the house. Everyone is so worried and I don't really understand why. I also don't know what happened to the men who used to be here.

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Nothing like receiving dead flowers to induce a panic attack.

So...if Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?

Alfred?


Alfred, are you here?

So I've come to the conclusion that Alex is basically a Disney princess, and I expect to come back from school to see cartoon animals cleaning her house. But she's one of those bad ass ones that can save herself, so like I don't know Mulan or something. It would be cool to have Mushu around.

I should have said this earlier but thanks. Thanks for getting me out of that hole.

I know I've been an asshole lately and you've put up with a lot of my shit.

I'm sorry. And thanks.

Excuse me, peasants. Would someone kindly tell me where I can find the castle?

Best feeling in the world is to walk around naked in your place, cause your roommate moved out.

I'm going to like this!

The good news is Alex, there's nothing wrong with your sauna.

I need a drink.

There has been a lot of speculation about myself and Alex.

To put everyone's mind at ease, we are, in fact, now dating.

We appreciate everyone's support but would like our privacy. Seth.

You can now play matchmaker with another couple.

So tell me, Alex. Does the blind man have moves in the bedroom?

So I bought a house.

Seth

You and Kate are moving in, that's not a request.

Seth

What the hell is going on? I had like 15 missed calls from Kate last night.

And if you're thinking about lying to me, do me a favor and don't.

Okay. The very first thing I see here is a guy who wants heroin. Heroin. I did not sign up for this trip and I want to go home right now!