Ohana In Character

There will be a 4th of July party held at my home at [address] on Saturday. We'll start around 3. Come and go as you please.

Bring your bathing suits. There'll be lots of food and drink and fireworks will be set off after dark. Anyone under the age of 21 is not permitted alcohol and yes, we will be watching.

Due to the vampire issue, I'd appreciate it if anyone who has experiencing battling them offer to provide some security.

Any questions, let me know.

Someone tell me this is not the mainland.

And then right after that, someone tell me what the hell is going on.

edited later to add: I COULD ALSO MAYBE USE SOME HELP IMMEDIATELY.

I can definitely say that I was not expecting to wake up in Hawaii this morning.

There seems to be some people who are equipped to handle this new threat, and some people who are...not.

I see some of you are already competing and bragging about taking the initiative to hunt these monsters. Thank you. But we also need people who are able to protect those who cannot deal with the vampires themselves.

If you're willing to help with that, we'd greatly appreciate it. Please let me know.

And if you require a safe location and some protection, let me know as well, and I'll see what I can arrange.



[Moroi]
In case you haven't already noticed, there are Strigoi-like vampires running around. I'll find protection for you.

Someone want to explain to me what is going on? How am I here?

Veronica and her roommate, Marley, are going to be staying with us until this blows over.

Veronica is taking my room. Marley is in the spare room and I'm taking the couch.

You are staying with me until this mess blows over.

All of this is just a mess and every time I try to come up with a solution I keep coming back to the same problems.

We've had quite the influx lately. There has to be some pattern to it all.

Also, I'm really missing my dad today.

The fuck?

FILTERED TO 5-0

Hi! I'm Barry Allen, relatively new resident here. Back home, I worked as a forensic investigator for the Central City Police Department. Can't exactly get you a reference letter or anything, but I've worked a lot of cases, especially ones having to do with things that seem impossible.

In addition to that, I also have some other skills (powers if you will) that might prove useful. I can run. Really fast. Mach 2 and a little faster actually though I haven't timed myself in a while. I have experience with time travel and wormhole/portal type anomalies. I mean, I'm not an expert, but I'd like to help wherever I can. A lot of people have suggested that I contact you, and I guess I was just trying to figure stuff out on my own first before doing that. But really, I think we could all benefit from our team up (so to speak), as it'd be really helpful if I could use your equipment.

Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you.

FILTERED TO OLIVER

Hey. Where've you been hiding? Laurel told me you were here. We should talk. Let me know, okay man? There's... also someone I'd like you to meet. Long story, but he's a descendant of mine. I think he could help us.

Talk to you soon.

Added later...

FILTERED TO BART

So... I have this idea, and it's probably crazy but I've gotta see what happens at least.

Where can I go to get a DNA test?

Clary and I both require one, and we need the results at once.

I have to know whether or not she's actually my sister

Do you have any plans on Saturday evening?

Has there been any leads on how to get us out here?

Any at all? I can help follow them if need be.

Happy Birthday Gracie.

I hope you enjoy your gift.

( .... )

Happy Birthday Grace. Can't believe you're 13 now.

There will be a party this afternoon at Steve's. You're all invited. Don't worry, I'm not cooking. Kamekona is catering and Steve will be manning the grill.

Too bad this wasn't a real thing. Danny needs this in his house.

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