Ohana In Character

Seeing the surfers on the beaches, it makes me want to try surfing. Anyone know of someone who can give lessons cheaply?

It's crazy that I'm in Hawaii. I thought I might have gone here on my honeymooon. If I had someone to be with, that is.

So now that my dad is moving out, you think you can come sleep with me? I mean...sleep in your own bed.

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife, Letty.

Hello. Sorry to bother you but I think we're roommates and I thought I would introduce myself. My name is Jacob Puckerman. We probably keep missing each other so I hope we can meet at some point.