The last person who didn't answer my questions correctly had the unfortunate pleasure of slowly being drained of all the blood in their body through a
bendy straw. I should like to prevent this fate from befalling any other kind resident of this lovely island that I just so happen to find myself in unexpectedly.
Now. Will someone please tell me how I got here and how the hell I can get myself home? I will not ask this again. I'll just start ripping heads off if I must.