Ohana In Character

Okay everyone!

My name is Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett and I lead the Five-0 task force here in Hawaii. We don't know why you have been brought here or how but we are working to figure this out and how to get you folks home. In the meantime, please join us in the ballroom and get to know my team as well as the other residents here.

It's an open bar. As my partner has already said, nobody under 21 is permitted to drink and we will be watching.

Please don't make us have to arrest anyone tonight.

I know I was trying to run away from things, but this is a little bit ridiculous.

Is there a Dean Winchester around?

Apparently we're roommates. And, um, my Aderall didn't come through the portal with me, so, er, sorry about that.

Oh yeah, Stiles. I'm Stiles.

I guess it makes sense the Seelie Court's in Hawaii, but

Hello? Is anyone here? Jace? Simon? Isabelle? Alec?

I...might have fallen into the wrong place.

The Fuck? I do not have time for this shit. AT ALL.

My dad is probably going to shoot someone in the face.

Can't say I was expecting this.

What the hell? How did I get to Hawaii? Someone has to know more than they're saying.

Bloody Hell, I did not need this.

Please tell me you're here too, darlin'?

This is not the least bit funny. Where am I?

That this isn't Palm Springs is obvious enough. What isn't obvious is how I got here without any memory of it.

I see this isn't an unusual case. Has anyone figured out what's going on?