"Well so fat I've heard 'Will I find out what that wicked tongue can do' 'Wicked by name, I hope by nature?' and my favorite 'I want to fuck you Wicked'" She liked the last one because a balding accountant had said it to her. It was like hearing it from a tiny turtle, it was hilarious. "You don't have to think of anything clever, I promise you it's been said already. Lemme try, 'I hope you're hard like an Iron Man' or 'I'm feeling rather anemic, you think you can help me with my iron deficiency?'"