| Ash doesn't want my prediction to come true |
[14 Feb 2011|11:20am] |
She's making me do my own New Character! post.
Well fuck her, this is going to be the best new character post ever.
Hi all! Harleigh, who is beautiful and wonderful and has never done anything wrong in her life, has taken up Li Hua/Tiger's Beautiful Daughter, so add ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) whorrior to your friends lists!
Because I know you don't want to read her whole history, here's the important parts:
1. She can and will fucking kill you.
2. Thank you for your time.
Okay seriously: Like Iron Fist, she's an Immortal Weapon from the Seven Cities of Heaven, but because she's a native of her City I think that actually makes her an alien. Rory would probably know.
In her City, all of the women kick major ass and all of the men spend their lives on their knees telling them that they are beautiful and apologizing for having dicks.
Li Hua thinks this is awesome and that the women of New York deserve to live this way, too.
What that means for you, readers, is that she's amassing a kung fu army in Harlem made up of the sort of women who might think her ideals are pretty sweet, too. That could mean you. Which actually includes men, but be prepared to grovel and insist that you're not a filthy, selfish liar.
As kind of evil as all this sounds, she's really on Punisher's thin line between heroism and villainy, it's not like she's slaying bitches for no reason and she really does want to help these women. But her goals include a side of world domination so maybe she's pretty evil.
If any of this sounds like your kind of plot, feel free to have a party in this thread.
Aso, if you have a problem with her journal name
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