Describe your usual morning routine. Oh uh [This seems sort of personal but okay] I wake up around five if I’ve slept, the others wake up at different times but I like the few minutes to myself by the pool to do Yoga and meditate [I don’t like doing it around Tony he always says something about it] I take a shower and all of that then I have breakfast, usually a wheat germ smoothie or chia seed yogurt…I usually have to brush my teeth again after. Then it’s to the lab or if it’s a training day I Hulk out. Usually he eats a second breakfast, if no one is there to stop him he’ll eat all the bacon and the eggs and leaves me with the heart burn.
Impersonate one of your friends. Heh, I guess this is the look? [He lounges back awkwardly, raises his eyebrow and puts on a smirk] Buddy. Hey come on. It’s me! Would I steer you wrong? Wait, don’t answer that. Just skip the step where you tell me the reasons not to ‘cause we both know you’re gonna do it anyway. [Looks disappointed in himself because it’s true]
Name two things you think go well together and why. I was told by someone whose opinion I cared about that purple suited me, she didn’t say why though.
List three aspects of your personality that you love. [He rubs the back of his neck] I don’t really know what to say here, I don’t think I have much of one. I have humility? I know when I’m not as clever as people think but when I’m right I know I’m right.
Confess the most recent crime you committed. Damage to public property is kind of a regular occurrence.
Describe your ideal wedding. I don’t really understand the ideal wedding thing, it’s just a big party. I guess ideally it has everyone you love there right? And you’re marrying the right person. Actually the person you’re marrying should be the most important person there so maybe that’s my ideal wedding. Just me and her sending our vowels into the universe.
Name one of your guilty pleasures. I know it’s not a real science but Astrology, I check mine daily.
List two of your dream travel locations and why. I’d like to go to India again, it was peaceful in a way and I think I could do some good there. That’s really it but if we’re talking about anywhere in the universe I’d like to see for myself what’s in a black hole.
Recall the worst insult you've ever received. [His eyes glass over as he thinks and he lets his mind drift into unhappy memories in an unhappy home. He can’t remember specific words but he can remember could glares and clench fists] [His heart monitor begins to beep]
Describe an incident when you tried something new. Oh I’ve got a lot of those. This one time I was on the crew of this icebreaker, well they forgot to tell me that the deck iced over which in their defense shouldn’t really need to be explain. It’s a ship that goes over ice. So one night I’m on the deck because we had stopped to let these biologist nab samples and there were polar bears, obviously I wanted to see one. They were beautiful maybe ten feet from the ship, if I had been braver I could have one down to get a better look. Anyway I guess everyone who was on deck knew the boat would start moving but I wasn’t paying attention. Now the way an icebreaker moves is that it goes up at an angle and comes back down, that’s how it breaks the ice. By the time I realized what was happening I was sliding across the deck bound to go through the railing that was just big enough for a grown man to fly off the boat and out on to the ice. Thankfully they caught me before I went overboard. Still, I got to see a polar bear so it wasn’t the worst gig.