Describe your usual morning routine. "Oh, well now, that's a hard one to answer. Routine and I, we don't really get along, you see? Routines are boring. I don't like to be bored. There are so many possibilities, aren't there?"
Impersonate one of your friends. [He pauses and clicks his tongue.] "I don't think I can do that one. Next. Go on."
Name two things you think go well together and why. "Ah, now that- that is an interesting question. So many interpretations. But I think we all know the obvious answer to that one, hmm? No matter what she might think right now, Jessica and I- she'll see. I'll make her see..."
List three aspects of your personality that you love. "I know what I want. I get what I want. I do what I want. What more could you ask for?"
Confess the most recent crime you committed. "I wouldn't really call it a crime. Nobody involved had any objections at the time. No one was hurt."
Describe your ideal wedding. [Chuckles.] Mm, well that's not really my area. But then Jessica's never had a very good eye for that sort of thing. The wedding planner will handle all of the details, flowers and what have you. The dress- the dress will have to be something special."
Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own. (Either find one or describe it) [Arches an eyebrow] "Not really my kind of thing."
Name one of your guilty pleasures. "And why should I feel guilty? No. Move on."
List two of your dream travel locations and why. [Shrugs] "I don't have any plans to leave this place just yet. Wouldn't mind seeing the match live though. Maybe once all this is done. Paris on the honeymoon, that's what all the couple-ly movies do, right?"
Recall the worst insult you've ever received. "She just walked away. She didn't even see if I was all right, she just- left me there."
Describe an incident when you tried something new. "Those twelve hours, it's was- well it was something new. I knew Jessica felt the same, but until I showed her- until I knew she was there because she wanted to be-- She could have left. But she stayed." [He smiles, too big.] "And I knew then that she was mine"