"That has to be it because the alternative is that I'm a monster cause they just make so much noise and I'm so tired and good mothers don't leave their kids with friends when they have to go away and then come back and just sleep in another persons home because they cannot deal with another night of crying for no reason." She explained leaning against the head board. "Other mom's don't need a break so I have to assume my kids are special little assholes, who I love, but who are complete assholes."