1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last? 2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots? 3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go? 4: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back? 5: Any allergies? 6: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers? 7: Did you get enough sleep last night? 8: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go? 9: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be? 10: What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? Bugs count. 11: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life? 12: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it? 13: Could you win the Hunger Games? 14: Do you bite your nails? 15: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater? 16: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists? 17: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby? 18: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast? 19: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose? 20: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing? 21: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction? 22: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you? 23: You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it? 24: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear? 25: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them? 26: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)? 27: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any? 28: Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"? 29: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching? 30: Are you better with numbers or words? 31: At the movies, do you stay for the credits? 32: Do you get along better with old people or little kids? 33: What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking? 34: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?