[You're right, now it's really weird] Can I just say, when I came here I had no intention of desecrating your marital bed and the fact is I can only travel at night and I really did owe you a cake, but my sexual experience has multiplied since the beginning of my relationship with Ms. van Dyne and my impulses have been unpredictable and vastly changed since my incident and it was only a matter of time since something like this happened and, if I am completely honest, I would be glad it was with you if it did not jeopardize your marriage in any way. [Deep breath.]