Keeping things all locked up inside your head doesn't always mean they're clear, and sometimes we all need a little friendly advice. Unfortunately, being the type to put on tight pajamas and go outside to punch people to work out our frustrations makes us some severely antisocial people. Why not ask that nicethoughtfulworldly employed columnist who seems to have an answer for everything?
I. Leave a comment with your character journal. Feel free to include their advice column's name, the kind of advice they usually give, or how they wound up with this job. No one's stopping you. II. Tag other people's comments with letters looking for advice. Use your character journals, but feel free to sign them cryptically to protect your fragile identity. III. Reply to letters received with your unmatchably insightful advice! Keep it going with more letters exchanged, or play like this is a message board where you can reply endlessly or other people can butt on in. IV. Columnists are not liable for any damages or car crash level life interruptions incurred.