It would go more like Remember the time I almost got my head taken off by Ares, or how about the time I got impaled by Omega Red. Maybe that was more accurate. Anyway, when she mentioned why she was here he nodded understandably.
"Good luck. I haven't seen Charles since I returned from Europe. But I did come back to a destroyed school, so maybe he is busy."
He looked over his shoulder, seeing if any students were buzzing about, but didn't see any. Looking back to her, he smiled again before placed a hand on her shoulder. He gently squeezed as he spoke.
"Hope you find whatever you came here for, Wanda. You know where I am if you need me."
If she thought he bought the whole terrible neice bit, she was nut. A member of the Avengers didn't stop by, even to see her appointed Uncle. He let go of her shoulder, then took a few steps back. Pointing at her, he smirked before turning to walk off to where his business was.