"Yep, that's me," Deadpool assured her, glad that they were back on his favorite topic: himself. "Bona fide hero. One day I woke up and realized that it was my calling, to rescue kittens from trees and save orphans from being killed by runaway buses. Real upstanding chap, that's me. So I signed up for SHIELD, because Mr. Grumpy--you know the one--thought that he might be able to help put my skills in the pursuit for good. And so I could go stabbity-stabbity on some aliens. It was real heroic-like."
He leaned in, leering. "So how about you, babe? What's your superpower?"