Ring Around the Rosie, Pocket Full of Posie... Characters: Sinister, Random Shield Agents? Maybe Iron Man himself? Fury? Who knows! Setting: S.H.I.E.L.D. offices in New York. Not the destroyed headquarters, but one of their other offices Content: Sarcasm. And wine. Summary: Iron Man gets a thank you gift from Sinister. It's the polite thing to do!
The day after that dreadful incident involving the collapse of the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in New York, a friendly young woman in the brown uniform of a delivery driver brought an expensive gift basket to the lobby of one of the smaller S.H.I.E.L.D. offices.
She set it on the counter in front of the receptionist, holding out an electronic signature machine, "Executive Gifts gift basket for Iron Man. Please sign here."
The receptionist chuckled and signed for the gift. It wasn't like they hadn't gotten fan mail for Iron Man before. Granted it was few and far between, and hadn't happened in a while. But after he was seen with certain government agents the day before, it wasn't too surprising that someone had picked a random government office to send it to.
As the delivery woman left, the receptionist picked up the attached card and frowned.
To: IRON MAN, Care of S.H.I.E.L.D.
The office address followed and there was no return address.
Officially, the office was a branch of Family Protective Services. S.H.I.E.L.D. wasn't even associated with it, officially. The receptionist picked up the phone and called the real security. "Please contact Mr. Fury. We have a potential situation here."