That laugh. God, that laugh. One of the gut sickening things about his bad guys was the laugh they always seemed to want to share. Goblin had it. And so did Venom. Spidey shivered hearing the maniacal laughter and forced his way out of the black gook. So Venom wanted jokes? He could do jokes.
He grabbed his loudspeaker and flicked it on. “EDDIE. ALIENS CALLED. THEY WANT THEIR TEETH BACK.” The sound of his amplified voice shuttered out at the black tendrils, and Spidey leaped out of the way of a flying pile of rock just in time. He leaped off the building and web yanked himself upwards towards Venom, “EVER THOUGHT OF SEEING A DENTIST? I NORMALLY WOULDN'T SAY THIS. BUT, WHEN YOU SMILE YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE.” He spun up towards Venom getting closer and closer. He was determined to finish this. He kept screaming into his loudspeaker every time black ooze came at him. “SO I GOTTA KNOW, WHAT’S IT LIKE TO HAVE SLOPPY SECONDS WITH A BUCKET OF OIL?”