"Never got a call," Deadpool said, face falling tragically. "I was so bummed when I found out I missed the action! My first legitimate chance to put holes in people while still keeping superhero status, and I was out of town getting my teleporter fixed up. Shouldn't I be issued some kind of fancy comm device or something? Because that was not included in my welcome package. You need to get better notifications around here. Maybe a stylish super-watch with GPS and theme music?"