"Very merry unbirthday, then," Deadpool said, cheer undeterred in the face of Nick's glares. "It's a party! Everyone was so gloomy. See how much better they feel now? Never underestimate the power of streamers and balloons. Oh and I brought juice boxes. What'll you have? Grape? Apple? Vodka?"
Deciding that Nick Fury definitely looked like a grape man, Deadpool chose one of those boxes and presented it to him along with bright puppy eyes.