Wanda took this opportunity to prepare herself for a teleport, dodging away as her own assailant lunged at her. Apparently he felt that physicality could make up where bullets failed. For what seemed the fifty-thousandth time lately Wanda reminded herself that she really out to get some sort of self defense lessons. Wanda was entirely useless in close combat, unless she wanted to attempt to kick the man in the shins and hurt her toes because she was just wearing a pair of flats and really who expected to be accosted while searching through some Chinese man's porn collection anyway?
"Teeeeddy, baby, I do think it's time we left," she called out in a singsong voice, putting a desk between herself and both attackers, holding glowing fingertips out towards her green winged friend. "It's been lovely, thanks so much," she addressed the men who stared at her in mild confusion.