"He seemed very impressed by me," Deadpool confided. "Hired me on the spot, didn't even ask to see my juice box license. Appreciate the vote of confidence, though, Pep." Deadpool prided himself on his button-pushing skills. He'd been perfecting them for years.
"Soooo," he said, toying with the ice in his glass. "I'm new to the whole doing-good gig. Maybe you can give me some pointers."