"Aw, shucks, ma'am," Deadpool said, acting sheepish. This was going well. These things never went well. Why was this going so well?
Oh. Right. Because she thought he looked like Wade. Damn.
"The pay's not bad for superheroes, either. And my new boss seems like a real charmer. I think he's hoping people will think he's the strong, silent type, but I just think he's a bit anal-retentive." He leans in, stage-whispering. "I'd heard rumors that he looked like David Hasselhoff, and wow, did he ever not age well. Is it true that chicks dig eyepatches?"