"Been a mercenary for hire for years. Independent contractor for shooting guns and blowing things up. The pay's great, but the clients are just nuts. I figure if I go legit, everything's on the up-and-up, right? Turning over a new leaf. I'm a reformed man, though I--of course--have always been the kind of guy to help little old ladies across the street. Hero at heart, see? Defending women, children and the American Way." Yep, that was Deadpool. Solid gold kinda guy. Ask anyone. Feeling proud of himself, he remembered (belatedly) that girls liked it when he acted interested, and talked about people other than himself. "So you're a, uh, secretary?"