"They call me Deadpool," Wade said, voice as serious and dramatic as he could make it, saying the name like a threat--if the threat included was that he had successfully annoyed men to death (which he probably had). "I hear you're in the business..." He paused, looking around, gathering appropriate dramatic effect. "... of Heroes. Capital H. I would like to become one. I hear the perks are great. Do you offer dental? What kind of job requirements are we looking at? Because I expect paid vacations, man. Would you like me to demonstrate my qualifications? I'm a licensed expert in putting holes in things, people, and those little cardboard juice boxes. Oh and I'm fluent in American Sign Language." Holding up both hands, Deadpool demonstrated, eloquently stating "please, sir, I would like a banana, in order to interrogate this licentious pollywog" in sign language.