What Steve thought was 'highly inappropriate' and what the modern world thought was 'highly inappropriate' were two different creatures. Too much cleavage was highly inappropriate for Steve. Anything that kind of turned him on, really. Thank god the world had moved beyond that, or life would certainly be boring. Why he had decided to pay it forward, that was still an issue. And there was a jarring disparity between 'rubbed herself all over' and 'drew even in battle'. Abstract pieces, this sordid tale.
"Look, she could have been exposed to gamma rays, she could have swallowed a the radioactive worm in her mezcal, she could have shoved some alien artifact up her ass. She could have just been a fucking mutant. Just because you got flustered doesn't mean you need to throw away and/or prove your manhood, pee-ess also and additionally, you can't go toe-to-toe with Thor, either." Tony, brow creased with annoyance, was tucking the package of cigarettes away because he had tapped one out as he spoke and slipped it between his lips, just gesturing with a pointedly raised finger by the end with his lighter.