"No, she's the supe- I didn't get molested," he snapped with a frown, "She was just...highly inappropri-" He shook his head. He was going about this wrong, "She broke into my apartment, stole my shield, and drew even with me in battle, I think she's telling the truth about the serum.
Which was obviously the most pressing issue.
Not the rubbing. Not the kissing. The super soldier cat chick running around town....and maybe the kissing.