Re: First there was Hera, then Athena and now Aphrodite... Whom will Paris choose?
Yes, Nick Fury was eight decades old. Yes he hadn't slept with a woman who wasn't a prostitute in over nine years. And yes, he only had one eye. Despite all of this, he certainly did not miss the look the buxom young woman in the itty bitty bikini gave him as he passed. It was possible she was a prostitute- he'd found that they seemed able to pick out his type- but if she was there was very little he wouldn't pay for an evening with that. And if she wasn't, well, it was more than a little nice to know that even sans a major appendage he could still illicit interest from an attractive woman. Besides, his other appendages were all in perfect working order. The casino could wait; Nick Fury was not one to miss a golden opportunity.
Dressed still in his traveling clothes- black slacks and a black teeshirt- Nick made his way to the poolside searching for the mysterious woman. As he sat in a chair nearby he felt conspicuously overdressed. He should have changed into swim trunks or something. Well it was too late now so he just sat and felt awkward and tried to decide if it was worth it to try to get something from the swim up bar without having to actually swim up to it.