"I do not!" he protested, defensive, but only because of that smirk and the way she said it made it seem like it was some kind of accusation he needed to defend himself against. "Well I have to," he amended, frowning. "It's practical. I mean, try grappling with someone and then they grab a fistful of chest hair. Not that I've ever had much, it's kind of fine and really blonde. And I had it lasered off. Not waxed. Waxed it on K'un-Lun and it was a consistently terrible experience there."