"We're not eating forest vermin," Wanda said with a pointed look at the guide who only shook his head, smiling, and continued the trek. Wanda fell into step behind Jess, glaring at the dirt trail, and broke the silence after a minute with a quiet promise to her friend. "We'll go to a spa after this." If they survived the weekend.
The hike to their camp site took another half hour (the one bright spot in all of this was that the shoes that had gotten them into this turned out to be well equipped for their intended purpose). When they reached it, Wanda threw down her pack and crossed her arms, staring down the guide when he suggested they start setting up.