Oh Marvelous Mod (ohmarvelousmod) wrote in oh_marvelous, @ 2016-01-30 23:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | !datepost, !modpost, affiliation: daily bugle, comm: text, date: jan 2016 |
Scientist Reports Cause of Barrier and Wormhole Activity
By Phil Bostwich
Posted: 01/29/2016 NEW YORK, NEW YORK — A source within the scientific community has claimed to have found the origin of the energy barrier and wormholes troubling the city. The expert agreed to an interview with a promise of anonymity, and revealed that the apparent reason behind the predicament is environmentalism.
"It's all the pushes to reduce our carbon footprints, consume less, switch to bio-fuels. Well we're seeing the result now, man. The energy always existed, but pollutants in our atmosphere shielded us from this kind of thing. Earth adapted. Without them, we get this." The scientist went on to say that unless we increase our dependence on fossil fuels, this phenomena will begin appearing all over the world. (Cont. A4) | ||||||
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