Between the both of them, this kid was not going to escape the world of physics anytime soon. But Bruce also knew what it was like not to have a normal childhood.
"And hopefully he'll have his namesake's charisma. Don't send him to an all boys school we can barely talk to people when we get out. By the time I was 18 I had had a more meaningful relationship with my copy of Opinions and Ideas than with most humans I encountered. That is no way to start college!"