Yep free wi-fi and none of his friends! He couldn't stay in there forever he'd miss the entire trip. And he wouldn't get to meet some of the less handsy people on the cruise. She popped one of the peach tarts in her mouth, it practically melted and she made noise of appreciation as it did. "Jasper, Colleen. This is Morty and-"As she looked over to introduce everyone to Jasper Misty realized something was up the other two vets tipped their hat to them and quickly ran off when they saw Jasper. "Well this is Morty any way!"
The old man gave Jasper a polite nod and went back to his drink.
"Don't mind them they're a bunch of cowards. They saw you talking to Vicky and they don't want to swim with the fishes if you catch my drift. Me? I ain't so scared anything to get away from my wife."