... WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS STRUGGLING FOR SOMEONE TO POSE AS?!
His female forms face turned stony, one eyebrow twitching in annoyance. "Because he is not my brother and in doing so it would have drawn the attention of Asgard. I'd rather not have the thundering oaf come blundering in to save the day and reveal the whole plot." She explains, cursing inwardly for not thinking of that first.
"Besides, it would have been most urksome to have had to forge a fake mjolnir..."