A thousand and one apologies for how late this reply is.
[OOC: I hope you can forgive me and if you like we can do this properly now i'm back?]
Loki's sleigh of sweet mayhem careened to a halt when a rather unusual ball of ... something covered in cotton candy rolled into its path. The candy horses grunted and neighed in outraged, heated puffs of air coming from their nostrils. On a normal horse this would probably be intimidating, however in this case, given that the six horses were made out of translucent rainbow coloured sugar, it did lessen the effect. Loki did not seem bothered by this however, and noted the large truck slowly melting in its current ice creamy state, birds and other wild animals coming to sniff and lick at its melting remains. The Trickster god tilted his head to the side in curiosity until it dawned on him that the sticky mass was in fact a person. With a snort of irritation, the be-horned God called out, "You've two seconds to move from my path or you'll find yourself going the way of your vehicle."
It was all rather mad really, this candy business, however he'd not had this much fun in centuries. Torturing mortals was deliriously funny at the best of times. Without pausing to give the man time, Loki clicked his fingers and the red vine ropes sprung to life like huge red snakes and started to wriggle their way towards to prone man.