Boy did Tony Stark have a way with words. Peter followed behind him hanging on every word. There just didn't seem to be any sort of down side to this membership thing. It didn't help that Tony made it all seem like summer vacation and Willy Wonka's chocolate factory all wrapped up into one. There was not only housing here for them, but also gym membership. And check this..free food! This place had everything. And it was all for doing the same stuff he did before. Boy were they ever going to see a lot of him at lunch time from now on!
After a quick cursory glance inside, Peter turned and laughed back at Tony like a kid in a candy store. "This is just..epic!" He ran into the room and promptly flopped down on top of the bed like a twelve year old. "This thing is huge!" More than huge. Massive really. It must have been three times the size of his own back in Queens. "Wow-wee. You guys got it made here." This was like Jurassic Park. Well, like Jurassic Park before the dinosaurs got out. Frankly saying he was impressed was the understatement of the year. "I should have tried to join years ago. Forget the Fantastic Four. The Baxter building can go suck an egg." It was just perfect. He could keep on being Spider-Man and Peter Parker. Keep his identity a secret, and join the Avengers!